Friday, May 26, 2006
Year One: Check
Top Ten things I will not be saying this summer.
10. Be in your seats when the bell rings.
9. No, you can't go to the restroom.
8. Do you have your ID?
7. Hurry up, the bell is about to ring.
6. Tuck your shirt in.
4. Too late. Sign the tardy log.
3. Put your ID on.
2. Do you have your pass?
1. Pull your pants up. Your waist is (while demonstrating) here.