zzt zzzt
I put my ketchup in the microwave tonight. There. I just had to get that off my chest before staffing a religious retreat this weekend. Whew.

If you don't like cold ketchup either, just stick the ketchup in the microwave for about 9 seconds, or until you hear the zzt zzt sound. Acually, if you hear the zzt zzt sound, you have gone about 1.5 seconds too far. So rewind and try again.
- posted by Alicia @ 5:14 PM