Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Working in a library, I learn all of the secrets that they know. Today, for about an hour I worked on the due date gun. I now know how to load one and how it works and how to fix it when it jams. Ok, so maybe this isnt so much of a secret. Price guns work in a similar fashion, if not exactly the same.
But I also know the secrets of making a book beep as it goes out of the library illegally. There. Now you think I'm special.
But with special secrets comes a price to pay. My price: Due Date Ink on my favorite pants.